FUCK YOU ONE EYE!
Back a few years ago there was a man with one eye that purchased a talking parrot in a covered cage and every time the man would lift up the covering the parrot would say, "FUCK YOU ONE EYE!", having this go on all the time the man tried to teach the parrot different words repeatedly yet the parrot would consistently say, "FUCK YOU ONE EYE" , finally the man got fed up and grabbed the parrot and threw him in the freezer and left on a month vacation. After the vacation the man came back and realized he left the parrot in the freezer the whole time! Rushing back to check on the parrot he opened the door to find the parrot frozen to death with his wing covering his eye and the other claw giving the finger!
Kyle22 Uploaded 03/30/2009