A man who can't speak words starting with "B" walks in a bar and says to the barkeeper "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... bbbb... water."
He gets his order, drinks the water and starts a new try "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... bbbb... water."
Again he gets his water and drinks it. He decides to start up a last try. "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... beer."
Then the barkeeper turns around and asks "Becks or Budweiser?"