John Smith was commited to an insane asylum, and his doctor came in and spoke to him.

The doctor said "I'm going to show you some ink blot pictures and I want you to tell me what you see" So the doctor showed him the first picture and John said "those are a pair of big titties"

The doctor showed him another picture and John said "Well, that's two people having nasty, hardcore sex"

This went on for about 10 minutes and finally the doctor said "John, you're a demented sexual pervert and you're incapable of being cured"

John turned to the doctor and said "ME? You're the one drawing all those dirty pictures!"