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Lost in the Woods

What should you do if you're walking in the woods and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped?
-Check your bearings; you're going in circles.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
-Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

-If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
-Bit of both, this is a rape.

After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?
-My cock.
fatphil Uploaded 04/06/2009
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