A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon. All he wants is anal sex, and my hole is now the size of a quarter, when it used to be about the size of a dime."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 15 cents!"