Airbus A380
Franky2210
Published
04/15/2009
An American Airways, a British Airways and a Lufthansa pilot are sitting at a bar in the airport's waiting lounge.
The american pilot acts up "We just developed an airplane in Deleware that's so big, we can carry 3 baseball teams and 600 fans!"
The british pilot replies "In Liverpool we just build an airplane that can carry 5 soccer teams and 700 fans!"
The german pilot says... nothing. So the american pilot asks "Don't you german have such big planes?"
"That's not the problem mister, I only don't know the meassurements. But I maybe can talk about my last flight with the new Airbus A380!
We just crossed the Pacific, when I heard a sound.
So I said to my copilot 'Take the Golf and check the left Wing!' After about half an hour he returned 'There's no problem.'
'Ok, go check the right one!' Another half hour later he returned 'There's also no problem.'
'Then take the Porsche and check the rear!' He's speeding away, returns after an hour and say 'It's unbelievable, someone left the restrooms window open. Now there's one of this new british mashines orbiting the ceiling lamp!'"
The american pilot acts up "We just developed an airplane in Deleware that's so big, we can carry 3 baseball teams and 600 fans!"
The british pilot replies "In Liverpool we just build an airplane that can carry 5 soccer teams and 700 fans!"
The german pilot says... nothing. So the american pilot asks "Don't you german have such big planes?"
"That's not the problem mister, I only don't know the meassurements. But I maybe can talk about my last flight with the new Airbus A380!
We just crossed the Pacific, when I heard a sound.
So I said to my copilot 'Take the Golf and check the left Wing!' After about half an hour he returned 'There's no problem.'
'Ok, go check the right one!' Another half hour later he returned 'There's also no problem.'
'Then take the Porsche and check the rear!' He's speeding away, returns after an hour and say 'It's unbelievable, someone left the restrooms window open. Now there's one of this new british mashines orbiting the ceiling lamp!'"
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