A pregnant lady gets stopped by a robber. The robber tells her "give me everything you have or I'll shoot you three times!"
The lady replies,"I don't have anything! I'm a single-pregnant woman!"
So the robber shoots her three times.
A few months later she gave birth to triplets, two beautiful girls and one handsome boy.

One day her daughter came up to her and said, "Mom, Mom ! There is something wrong with me! I was peeing and I pissed out a bullet !"
Her mother giggles to herself and tells her daughter, ''No honey, there is nothing wrong with you. When I was pregnant with you and your siblings, I got shot by a robber, but you came out perfectly safe and your my little miracle child''. Her daughter smiles then leaves.

A moment after, her second daughter came to her and yelled out, "Mom, Mom, Mom ! Take me to the hospital! I was in the restroom peeing and a bullet came out in my pee ! I'm scared! "
Her mother again giggles to herself and says, "No Sweetie. When I was pregnant with you and your sister, and brother I got shot by a robber, but nothing happened to you. Your my miracle child". So her daughter smiles at her and leaves the room.

2 minutes later her son comes yelling at her, "Mom mom mom !"-His mother cuts him off and says, "I know, I know you were peeing and a bullet came out. Your my miracle child". Her son replies, "No thats not what I was gonna tell you! I was jacking off and I killed the dog !!"