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decisions , decisions

a man wanted to get married.
he was having trouble choosing among three lovely ladies.
he gives each lady $ 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
the first does a total make over : she goes to a beauty salon , gets her hair and make up done , goes to a boutique and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. she tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him 'cause she loves him so much. the man was impressed.
the second lady goes shopping to buy the man gifts. she gets him new golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some good cuban cigars . as she presents the gifts , she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. the man is also very impressed by this lady.
the third lady invests the money in the stock market . she earns several times the $ 5,000 he gave her . she gives him the $ 5,000 back and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. she tells him she did so to save for their future because she loves him so much.
obviously, the man was very impressed by her.

the man thought long and hard about what each of the ladies had done with the money he'd given her.
after a while he made up his mind .
he married he one with the biggest boobs.

that's how we roll, ladies
stezie Uploaded 04/28/2009
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