okay this is a true story

so my friend and girlfriend were having anal sex at his house
the family had just got a new dog a couple of weeks ago
so my friend and his girlfriend were going at it when they heard my friends parents come home
so his reaction was to pull out real quickly
and since they were having anal sex his girlfriend shit everywhere
they did there best to clean it up as fast as they could but they really couldnt do much
so when the parents came home and asked what happened they blamed it on the dog
and get this
they shot the dog