mental asylum humor!!
(3)
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."
"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."
"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
- By: abbottwar
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- Added: 145 weeks ago
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