A pirate walks into a bar with a helm (for those who are slow,it's the steering wheel of a ship) on the crotch of his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a pint.
The bartender serves him his drink and says, "Ay,you have a helm stuck to the crotch of yer pants!"

The pirate wiped his mouth and said,
"Arrrg,I know and it's drivin' me nuts!"