There's this huge inn in the middle of nowhere. The guy inside is having another slow night as usual. Suddenly Jesus walks and says "I have no money but do you have a place I can stay?" Well, the guy is an atheist, so he doesn't cut Jesus any slack, so Jesus reaches into his pocket and pulls out three nails and asks "Now can you put me up for the night?"
rhino923 Uploaded 05/12/2009