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Damnit Skippy!

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A woman goes to her boyfriendsí parentís house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasnít loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriendís father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womanís feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy".

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didnít even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!í

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didnít ever think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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