> > An elderly man
> > in West Ohio had owned a large farm for several years
> > with a large pond in the
> > back.
> > It was properly
> > shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
> > picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
> > trees
> >
> > One evening the old
> > farmer decided to go down to
> > the
> > pond and look
> > it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed
> > a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some
> > fruit
> >
> > As he neared the
> > pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
> > came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
> > Skinny-dipping in his
> > pond.
> >
> > He made the women
> > aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
> > end.
> >
> > One of the women
> > shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until
> > you leave!'
> >
> > The old man
> > frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
> > ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
> > naked.'
> >
> > Holding the bucket
> > up he said
> > 'I'm here
> > to feed the alligator.'
> >
> > Some old men can still
> > think fast.