A kid gets in trouble with his teacher and is sent to the principal’s office.

This was his third time going to the principal’s office that week, so the principal said, “I’m going to call your dad and tell him what happened.”

The kid looked up and said, “No, don’t call my dad, he beats me!”

"Okay, okay,” said the principal, “I’ll just call your mom.”

“No, no! She beats me even worse than my dad does!”

“Well then, what do I do?”

The kid smiled and said, “Call the Raiders, they can’t beat anyone.”