A young man just received his driving license. He asks his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

"I'll make a deal with you son," said his father. "You bring up your grades, study your Bible, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

No less than a month later, the boy comes back and asks his father if they could discuss his use of the car again.

"Son, I'm really proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you haven't gotten your hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."