Chuck Norris facts

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these facts were made from me:

Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigaretts, cigarettes smoke Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't get girls, girls get Chuck Norris.

1 Round house kick divided by 0 = Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't take it back, back takes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the shade, the shade comes to Chuck Norris.

every answer = Chuck Norris.
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these facts are already made up.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


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