Chuck Norris facts
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigaretts, cigarettes smoke Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get girls, girls get Chuck Norris.
1 Round house kick divided by 0 = Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't take it back, back takes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to the shade, the shade comes to Chuck Norris.
every answer = Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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