There are 2 cowboys and an Indian on the coast, the first cowboy tells everyone to go look for scallops for dinner, an hour later the first cowboy comes back with a sack full of scallops, 30 minutes later the second cowboy comes back with a sack full of scallops, after two hours there is no sign of the Indian so they eat without him, while their eating the see the Indian grabbing onto a bloody brown tuft of hair.....