School:
A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D

Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-)

Marriage:
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-)

Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)

Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)