A woman walks into a bar and sits down. The
man sitting next to her asks her, "Do you
want some magic beer?" She asks him,
"What's so magic about it?" The man
replied "Watch." He takes a sip,
flies out the door, and flies back in. The
woman says, "Holy shit! That is
magic!" She chugs it then goes to the
nearest skyscraper, jumps off, and falls to
her death! The bartender looks at the man and
says, "Superman, you son of a
bitch!"