There are two hunters in the woods and one is looking through his scope and says "hey Jim! i can see your house from here!" and the other hunter says "oh? then whats my wife doing?" the other hunter looks for a second and says "bad news Jim....looks life your wife's with another man..." shocked, the other hunter says "okay...this is what i want you to do.. I want you to shoot one bullet at my wife's head.. and another bullet at the man's dick" the hunter looking through the scope says " are you kiddin'? i can get both of those in one shot!"