Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything.
California: By 30, We have more plastic in our women than in your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character.
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia: Peaches, Pecans, and Billy beer... We love Illiteration!!
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky: If the grass is blue, then why are the piles at the derby brown?
Louisiana: Where a french quarter costs a thousand dollars a day.
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska: We are "Aksarben" spelled backwards!
Nevada: Good-Bye Mr chips!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
OHIO!!!: At least we're not Michigan!!
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Yep.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds with umbrellas!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die.
Wyoming: Why not?