Poor Bob
rnutter
Published
06/01/2009
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and, his wife was pissed!
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
No one has seen poor Bob since Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
No one has seen poor Bob since Friday.
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