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A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other, get to talking and their chat soon turns to their sea adventures. The sailor tells of his days fighting wars with the Navy, and the pirate tells of robbing ships and killing his enemies with the other pirates.
The sailor notices that the pirate has an eye patch, a hook and a peg leg and asks, “How did you get the peg leg?”
The pirate replies, “When I was thrown off my ship and floated for two days until my crew rescued me, my leg was bitten off by a shark as I was being pulled out of the water.”

The sailor, impressed, says, “Wow. That's very exciting. But how about the hook?”
The pirate smiles, shining the hook a bit, “When I was sword fighting with a pirate from our enemy ship for treasure, he took it right off.''
The sailor's eyes were wide with awe at how badass this pirate was, and he asked,
How did you get the eye patch?” “Well,”says the pirate, shifting in his seat a bit, “a seagull shit in my eye.”
The seaman looks puzzled: “You lost an eye from gull shit?”
The pirate sighed and shook his head. “It was my first day with the hook.”
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