A Chinese man walks into a bar, and behind it is a black bartender. The Chinese man says, "Hey nigger, pour me a jigger". The bartender, astonished, tells the Chinese man, "As a black man, I find that very offensive. You wouldn't want someone doing that to you, would you? Here, let's try it." The nigger exits from behind the bar, out the door, then re-enters. The Chinese man stands behind the bar. The nigger says, "Hey chink, pour me a drink." The Chinese man says, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here".