Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card

It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.

Moms at the whore house Dads smokin' grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see whats the matter

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be saint nick.

He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment that fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He went up the chiminy with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.

He rode off out of sight saying fuck u all and have a good night!