A koala bear was up in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked by and saw the koala bear....
"whatta you doing up there koala bear" asked the lizard
" Im smoking a joint man" said the koala, " why dont you come up here and get high with me " asked the stoner bear
so the little lizard climbed up the tree and him and the koala bear sat there for hours just rolling and smoking joint for hours then the lizard said " man im thirsty, im gunna go get something to drink''
so the lizard walked to the water hole and started chuggin water but because he was ungodly high he lost his balance and fell it.....seeing all this an alligator swan up an asked the lizard whats going on
the lizard replied " i was smoking with the koala and i got so high that i cant stand up and drink haha" so the alligator walked to the tree to check it out
when the alligator to the tree he yelled up to koala and said '' hey man whats up'' and the koala said...." DAM!! lizard how much water did you drink ur HUGE!!!!"..............