There were three men taking a plane overseas. The plane broke down and crash landed on an unknown island. Only the three men survive the crash, as they escape the plane, primitive natives come to them and attempt to kill them. They all beg for there life, the chief offers them a chance at survival if they could pass a test. The chief doesn't tell them what it is but asks that they each bring three pieces of fruit, but they must each bring different kinds. The first man comesback with three apples, the chief says he has to shove them up his ass without making a single noise or show any form of expression. While shoving the first one, he cries out in pain, so they kill him. The second man comes with three grapes. The chief tells him what the test is. The second man makes it to the third grape and as he is shoving it in, he starts to laugh uncontollably. So, they kill him too. The second man goes to heaven and meets the first man. The first man says, "Dude, you could have survived if you hadn't laughed, couldn't you have held it? ", the second man replies, "Naw man", the first man asks,"Why?", the second man says, "Its cause I spotted that other guy coming over with some huge pineapples!!!".