Parking ticket
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. i'm late for an appointment, and if i don't park here i'll lose my job. forgive us our trespasses."
Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:
"I've circled this block for 20 years, and if i don't give you a ticket, i'll lose my job...lead us not into temptation."