Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old doggie a bone when she bent over rover took over oh she got a bone of her own.




Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 3 thousand volts shot up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.


How do u confuse an irishman?.......put him in a circle and tell him to crap in the corner


Jesus went to the travel lodge and put some nails on the counter....he then asks the receptionist if they could put him up for the night.


little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating some chicken and corn,it was'nt the spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with his horn.