Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.


Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th


Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!


Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door



Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.


Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!


Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.