A man.wakes up in hospital to be told by the doctor i have good news and bad news, "Whats the bad news?" he asks
"You,ve been given 4 pints of blood from an African man and 4 pints from a Pakistani."
"Hell, whats the good news?"
"Your knob is 5 inches longer and your top of the housing waiting list."

doctor says to paddy "your wife has had triplets" paddy replies " am no suprised av got a ****** like a chimney" doc says well you better get it swept your kids are black