There is this lady named julia skillz....one day as shes walking home she sees a hobo out on the street...soo she invites him to stay with her....she tells him he can sleep on her couch...
When they get back to her house he opens the closet to put his coat and hat away...and her panties fall down on his face...she goes over to look at him & screams....
She then tells him to sleep in the bathroom....that night the cat walks in...and its a rather fat fluffy cat...he hates fluffy cats...so he shaves the cat....
When the women finds out she screams at him & says...he now has to sleep in the barn...
When he gets there he sees the donkey...he decides he would rather have the donkey be blue...soo he paints the donkey blue...
When the women finds out she calls the cops...the cops say...what did this man do...and she replies..."He pulled down my panties...shaved my pussy....and painted my ass blue!!!