Poison
A troubled man goes to see his Minister.
Man: "'My wife is trying to poison me!"
Minister: "Are you sure?"
Man: "I'm positive! What should I do?"
Minister: "I shall speak with her."
A week later, the Minister calls the man.
Minister: "I spoke with your wife for over three hours."
Man:"What should I do?"
Minister: "Take the poison."
Man: "'My wife is trying to poison me!"
Minister: "Are you sure?"
Man: "I'm positive! What should I do?"
Minister: "I shall speak with her."
A week later, the Minister calls the man.
Minister: "I spoke with your wife for over three hours."
Man:"What should I do?"
Minister: "Take the poison."
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