a lawyer died at a young age of only 35. He arrived at the pearly gates to be judged for admittance. when St. Peter aproached the lawyer the lawyer blurted out, "I'm too young to be dead!! I'm only 35! I have a wife with 3 kids under age 14 i'm leaving behind!"
St. Peter looked at the lawyer and said, " we're so sorry, we couldn't find your birth certificate so we determined your age by your billable hours.