A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were at the county fair.
They were about to go on the helter-skelter ride when an
Old woman stepped in front of them.

"This is a magic ride," she said. "You will land in whatever
You shout out on the way down. Is that clear?"

"I'm game for this," says the redhead and slides down the
Helter-skelter shouting "Gold!" at the top of her lungs.

Sure enough, when she hit the bottom she found herself
Surrounded by thousands of dollars worth of gold coins!

The brunette was next, and shouted "Silver!" at the top
Of her lungs. When she reached the bottom she landed
In more silver coinage than she could carry!

The blonde went last, and launching herself from the top
Of the slide, she shouted, "Weeeeeee!"