Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven.

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her
she can have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without
hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment, Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him
what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone good to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...