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Top 10 Jewish Jokes


1.Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

2.Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie? It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."

3.What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position? Facing Tiffany's.

4.If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat

5.What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A trip to Israel.

6.There's big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

7.Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

8.A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

9.Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

10.Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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