Are They Twins?
One day, a really fat, really ugly woman in her mid 30's enters a Walmart with her 2 children, a boy and a girl. When she enters the door, she is greeted by the greeter. "Hello miss, nice day isn't it," said the greeter. "Yeah it is," replyed the woman. The greeter follows his previous question with, "So are those 2 kids twins?" The woman says, "No, he's 8 and she's 10, why do they look the same age to you?" The greeter then says, "No, I just cannot believe that you've fucked twice!"