Proof of Jesus Heritage

THERE WERE 3 GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:



1. HE CALLED EVERYONE BROTHER

2. HE LIKED GOSPEL

3. HE DIDN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:



1. HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS

2. HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 33

3. HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD.



BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:



1. HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS

2. HE HAD WINE WITH HIS MEALS

3. HE USED OLIVE OIL



BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:



1. HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR

2. HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT ALL THE TIME

3. HE STARTED A NEW RELIGION



BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS AN AMERICAN INDIAN:



1. HE WAS AT PEACE WITH NATURE

2. HE ATE A LOT OF FISH

3. HE TALKED ABOUT THE GREAT SPIRIT



BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:



1. HE NEVER GOT MARRIED.

2. HE WAS ALWAYS TELLING STORIES.

3. HE LOVED GREEN PASTURES.



BUT THE MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE OF ALL - 3 PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:



1. HE FED A CROWD AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE WHEN THERE WAS VIRTUALLY NO FOOD

2. HE KEPT TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE ACROSS TO A BUNCH OF MEN WHO JUST DIDN'T GET IT

3. AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS DEAD, HE HAD TO GET UP BECAUSE THERE WAS STILL WORK TO DO



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