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Three golfers in Heaven

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Three golfing buddies died in a car accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen. St.Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: "Don`t step on the ducks."

The men had blank expressions on their faces, and finally one of them said, "The ducks?" "Yes," St. peter said. "There are millions of ducks walking around the golf course, and when one of them is stepped on, he squawks, and then the one next to him squawks, and soon they`re all raising hell and it really breaks the tranquility. If you step on the ducks you`ll be punished."

the men start playing the course, and within 15 minutes, one of the guys stepped on a duck. The duck squawked, and soon there was a deafening roar of ducks quacking. St peter appeared with an extremely ugly woman and asked, "Who stepped on a duck?" "I did," admitted one of the men. "I told you not to step on the ducks," he said. "Now you`ll be handcuffed together for eternity."

The two other men were very cautious not to step on any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. the quacks were deafening as before, and within minutes, St.peter walked up with a woman who was even uglier than the other one. He determined who stepped on the duck by seeing the fear in the man's face, and cuffed him to the woman. "I told you not to step on the ducks," St.peter said. "Now you will be handcuffed together for eternity."

The third man was extremely careful, Some days he wouldn`t even move for fear of nudging a duck. After three months of this, he still hadn`t stepped on a duck. St.peter walked up to the man and had a with him the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. peter smiled and without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, Let out a sigh and said, "What have i done to deserve this?" The woman replied: "I don`t know about you, but i stepped on a duck."
rondetto Uploaded 07/13/2009
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