A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a
Massive hangover and can't remember
Anything he did last night.

He picks up his dressing gown from the
Floor and puts it on. He notices there's
Something in one of the pockets and it
Turns out to be a bra. He thinks to himself,
"Uh oh. What happened last night?"

He walks towards the bathroom and finds
A panty in the other pocket of his gown.
Again he thinks, "What happened last night.
What have I done? It must have been a wild
Party," making his best attempt to conclude
And accept the evidence.

He opens the bathroom door, walks in and
Has a look in the mirror. He notices a little
String hanging out of his mouth and his only
Thought is, "If there's a God, please let this
Be a tea bag."