Chuck Norris first went paintballing in 2nd grade. His parents videotaped his expirience, and later sent the footage to dreamworks. This home video became the opening scene in Saving Private Ryan



Much of the footage in the movie "the Incredible Hulk" is actually Chuck Norris video taping himself putting on a green condom


"Godzilla" was Japan's tribute to Chuck Norris's stay in Tokyo. Most of the footage is real.



Nightmare on Elm Street was actually supposed to be about teenage girls dreaming about Chuck Norris. Of course Wes Craven got a little carried away but Chuck Norris IS that rough that a lot of people actually die when he has sex with them, and he's so badass that he masturbates witha glove with four blades.