An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. the state trooper smells alcohol on the priest`s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He say`s "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water,"says the priest. the trooper says, "then why do i smell wine?2 The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He`s done it again!"