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Attacked by Dracula

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Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
In their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
Light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the
Hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn, the younger of the two nuns.
"What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
Says the older & wiser Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but
He clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield
Washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on
And continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and
Shouts, "Get the fuck off our car!"
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