A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly
rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to."
she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered
the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the
idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said
about the "statue."
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed,
went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and
a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.'
"Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for
three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."