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Funny Things Said in Court PART 2

ATTORNEY: This "Myasthenia Gravis;" does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what way does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?

ATTORNEY: Now, the youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?

ATTORNEY: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

ATTORNEY: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
WITNESS: I only have one, you know.

ATTORNEY: How many times have you committed suicide?
WITNESS: Four times.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?
WITNESS: No. He was wearing a mask.
ATTORNEY: What was he wearing under the mask?
WITNESS: Er... his face.

ATTORNEY: Could you see him from where you were standing?
WITNESS: Well, I could see his head.
ATTORNEY: And where was his head?
WITNESS: Just above his shoulders.

ATTORNEY: And what did he do then?
WITNESS: He came home. And the next morning, he was dead.
ATTORNEY: So when he woke up the next morning, he was dead?
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