A man, Dave, walks into a bar and sees his friend Gord sitting alone, depressed. So he sits next to him and says,"What worng?"
Gord looks up and says "Well you know that really hot chick I work with?"
Dave says "Yeah I do"
"Well every time I am near her I get an erection, and I can't help it. But today I finally controlled myself asked her out on a date."
Dave says "Well thats good news, why are you here sulking?"
Gord says "Well in order to try and keep my erection down all night I taped my penis to my leg, and when I went to her house to pick her up she was wearing the shortest skirt, and the slutiest top I have ever seen."
"Well, what happened next?" asks Dave
Gord looks at Dave and says, "I kicked her in the face"