An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh, ham sandwiches again! I swear if my wife makes me the same sandwich for lunch tomorrow ill jump off the top of that crane!', pointing to a large 20ft high crane on the building site. The scotsman and the irishman also agree to this as their wives sandwich making variety was just as bad.

The next day the 3 men are on their lunch break again and would you believe it, they all have the same sandwiches the next day, so true to their word, they all jump off the crane, killing them.

At their funeral their wives are talking 'Oh if only i made him a different sandwiches i'd have my husband back, why did he do such a stupid thing' At this point the irishmans wife butts in and says 'well i wish i could say the same, but he makes his own sandwiches!'