What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet.


What did Helen Keller say after running her hands over a cheese grater?
'That was the most violent book I ever read.'

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?
Nothing. She had her mittens on.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her?
Glue a doorknob to the wall.

Why is Helen Keller's guide dog depressed?
Would you be too if you were called Mmmuunnnnnggggh.


Did you know that Helen Keller had a treehouse?
Neither did she.